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The Miss Soak Pageant |
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Let your hair down & unleash your inner beauty queen for... Dedicated to taking a closer look at the unique beauty and diversity of the Portland Burning Man community. Participation is open to individuals of all interests, dress, and gender.
Anyone can enter, anyone can win.
there is only one crown.
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Miss Soak Competes in Miss Black Rock City |
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date: Wednesday August 1st
where: Black Rock Boutique, Center Camp Inner ring
time: 4:00pm Please bring a bribe for the Judges and help support Portland's Best Bunny in the Miss Black Rock City competition! And get ready for some shenanigans. This event will NOT be listed in the Who, What, Where.
Find out more on www.missblackrockcity.com
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We have breath taking, delightfully outlandish displays of no talent |
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When we say "no talent" we expect you to do something you're not good at at all.
Points will be deducted if we see any aptitude in your performance.
So think hard,
and come up with something that'll really toast our doughnut.
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We Answer the Burning Questions |
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Miss Soak thinks on his/her feet
You will be expected to tell us about your stunning outfit and answer a random question that we won't tell you about ahead of time.
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Bribe The Judges |
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Miss Soak Contestants should learn this very important rule.
No beauty contest is fair.
Bribing the judges is an important part of your participation in the Miss Soak contest.
Some of the things the Miss Soak judges like are:
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PBR in cans
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tutu's
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bunny ears
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shiny things
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we really like things you made
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hats
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feather boas
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Jameson
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fancy socks (that are clean)
As always, extra points are given for creativity
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Miss Soak 
